Yanno...

[fanciful_muse]

I would say I "get a kick" out of wannabe witches, except for one thing. Their dabbling causes REAL harm.

Someone decided to send Pestilence our way, and I'm sure they're watching this journal to see the result.

Um...if it hasn't hit you already, you're going to be very ill, because it got sent back to you tenfold.

One of my totems is obviously the house cat. I have several, and unbeknownst to a lot of people, they have taken it upon themselves to stand between me and harm.

We get flies in the house because the neighbor has a dog and doesn't do a very good job of cleaning up after it. This year, the flies seemed unusually numerous. I also smelled death in places I should not have.

I'm not sure at all how it got through the shields and protectors, but it did...and it came in the flies.

Two of my older cats developed a case of conjunctivitis out of the clear blue. They don't go outside. There aren't any chemicals they can get into. No obvious cause...except the flies.

Some of these wannabe witches profess to being animal lovers, and more than a few profess a particular affinity with house cats. Well, GUESS WHAT you stupid people? YOU HURT CATS.

And it'll happen every single time you try to send something detrimental my way. I have actually had cats sicken and die rather than allow the harm that was sent to reach me. I am not happy about this. Especially right now.

I can't make them not protect me. They do it of their own free will.

So the next time you wish me harm, keep in mind that you will HURT CATS. Also keep in mind that I will send whatever it is, right back to you tenfold - and I AM skilled enough to bypass any creatures, furry or not, and beeline it right back to you. Unlike you, I am deadly serious about my Craft, and have invested plenty of time into honing my skills.

Stop with your fucking dabbling. You're not a Big Bad Witch. You're a poor excuse of a child, serving the Lefthand Path with your petulance.

Comments

[padiwack.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. How can you tell it's not just a virus or a swarm of flies? These things do happen!

I mean, shit happens in my household too, and nobody I know is a vengeful witch.

[nebris.livejournal.com]

It was the suddenness of it all.

~M~

[magyarok-saman.livejournal.com]

It was very sudden and there's nothing whatsoever that would have brought it on. Not only that...but there are a few people who, despite my having nothing to do with them or having never harmed them, still wish ill upon me.

This swarm of flies is "out there" and what's more is there is nothing to account for them. Nothing's dead nearby. Nothing in my room for them to feed or breed on. And yet, they persist, and in unsually high numbers. I am sincerely considering obtaining an indoor bug zapper, they got that bad.

L

[moropus.livejournal.com]

Steaming piles of dog shit will account for them. Flies travel greater distances than from a yard you can see and smell. They lay hundreds of eggs in the span of their lives. It wasn't sudden, you've been bitching about the dog shit guy for quite a while.

I'm sure the flies can smell you cooking your meals and such and it draws them. You must eat every day. You have cats so you have stinky cat food and litter boxes. If you have never caulked your house, they can get in every little crack. Once they are in the house, they can't get back out.

You need to talk to the guy with the dog and make him keep it clean or report him to that PITA landlord of yours.

[meggypeggy1.livejournal.com]

This is something I know absolutely nothing about, but I hope your cats get better soon.